Honestly, I’m really starting to like Kelnozz. He’s kind of a sweetheart.
Ah. I should have known. Kind of feeling bad for Drizzt, he thought he made a friend.
So, like Fox News.
Grand Melee: Lazer tag, but with pointy sticks and Grudges
Honestly, I’m really starting to like Kelnozz. He’s kind of a sweetheart.
So, like Fox News.
okay so if the underdark is the australia of the forgotten realms, who is the Steve Irwin of the forgotten realms? “what we have here is a drow, kiddos, a deadly dark elf, cousin to the surface elves. it lives in a society of murder and chaos to appease an evil spider deity and elevate social standing. …IM GONNA POKE IT WITH A STICK.”
Volo. It’s Volo.
this answer? is valid.
I’m not sure which was the worse burn: the acid or This
Welcome to Menzoberranzan! where Snitches get Stitches
Zaknafein: “What is it that stereotypical hetero teen boys like looking at again? Was it girlie magazines or weapons? I can’t remember.”
Zaknafein: “…”
Zaknafein: “All I know is that there’s usually great-looking racks involved in either. Oh well. Take your time and your pleasure. Lock the door when you do.”